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Friday, June 27, 2014

Character Interview with Brendan Kirkpatrick



           Live with Brendan Kirkpatrick

                         W105.9 
         Hosted by  Samantha Marker


Hey everyone, this is Samantha at W105.9 and we are interviewing the sweet, savvy business man Brendan Kirkpatrick. He is here with us in between running his many businesses around the Boston area. We are going to talk business, sex life and some personal things like how big his shoe size is. I’m sure all you women out there want to know that question.

Samantha: Brendan, thank you for joining us today. I’m excited to have you with us for the next half hour.

Brendan: Hi out there. I’m happy to be here.  If I could wink at you I would.

Samantha: Ladies, I need a fan in this studio to cool me off, but unfortunately Mr. Kirkpatrick is taken.

How is your fiancé doing these days?

Brendan: She’s great. She’s out there taking all the criminals off the street.

Samantha: Can she secretly kick your booty?

Brendan: (laughing) Yes, she can. I have to always be on my best behavior.

Samantha: We won’t tell if you’re bad today.

Brendan: I’ll hold you to it.

Samantha: So, how’s business going? I heard there’s a new restaurant in the works.

Brendan: Business is great. Lots of new ventures out there. I did recently purchase a new Italian restaurant for my special woman. I’m going to keep the details under wraps for now.

Samantha: So secretive. You got to reveal something to us. Tell us how you proposed as if it wasn’t all over the newspapers.

Brendan: Ahh.. I love the proposal. I took my girlfriend, Joella, to a Sox game. She is a Phillies fan. She was born and raised in Philly. I planned the whole thing and I had them put up on the television screen, “Joella, will you marry me, I love you Brendan.” She was shocked, but it was the best moment of my life.

Samantha: You are a sweet heart and Joella is one lucky woman. We are all jealous out here. Where can we find a guy like you? You have a brother right?

Brendan: (laughing) That’s another story within itself.

Samantha: I can only imagine.

Brendan: You wouldn’t believe it if I told you.

Samantha: Well I have some questions for you and then I’m going to get to the personal questions.

Brendan: Samantha, now I’m scared.

Samantha: Ok ladies and gentleman, text your personal questions along with your first name to *0069 and I will see if I can get them on the air for you. We always take the hottest questions from our viewers and try to put our guests on the spot, so get them in.

Brendan: Come on guys, take it easy on me out there.

Samantha: Here’s our first question. It’s from Alison.  Brendan, If you had to do one thing over, what would it be? Ooh that’s a tough one, don’t you think.

Brendan: No it’s not tough. I’ll probably never hear the end of this, but  I would have never married my first wife and I would have held out for the love of my life.

Samantha: Wow Brendan, that’s deep.

Brendan: You have no idea.

Samantha: We have a second question. This one is personal. They say you can measure a man’s c--- by his shoe size. Please tell us what your shoe size is. This is from me!

Brendan: Samantha!! I’m a 12 ½.

Samantha: Damn boy, you have some big feet.

Brendan: Come on Samantha, a boy!! Girl, I’m a man.

Samantha: All man.. Alright… We have another question from Nancy. Do you think you turned out just the way your parents expected you to?

Brendan: Well I can’t speak for my father, but I know I have made my MA proud. She tells me all the time and I’m 37.

Samantha: Nothing like a mothers love. Are you a momma’s boy?

Brendan: Hell yes. She still cooks for me whenever I walk in the door. Don’t all mothers?

Samantha: Yeah you’re a momma’s boy…(clears throat) I mean man.

Brendan: See you’re getting it.

Samantha: Okay I think we have time for some more. This is from Danette. She wants to know what is the craziest thing you have ever done during sex?

Brendan: I mean come on Danette. Way to put me on the spot. (laughing) Well let’s just say this… my fiancé tells me I need sex rehab.  Here’s a clue my favorite beer is Yuengling Lager. Let’s just say I experimented with that.

Samantha: Wow my brain is working overtime. I think I need to go home. Phew I’m sweating. We have time for one more question. This one’s from Roselyn. She wants to know if you’ll leave Joella and Marry her. Hey, I had to ask.

Brendan: Roslyn, You can be the one to tell her. I would be afraid to. She’ll kick both our “booties”.

Samantha: ok one more one more. Then we have to wrap up. Brendan please have an open mind. I have to ask. Daria wants to know when you lost your virginity.

Brendan:  Daria, You’re hurting my heart. My fiancé is probably going to leave me when she hears this interview. I was 15 when I lost my virginity.

Samantha: Oh you can’t stop there. We want details.

Brendan: You woman are fierce today. It was with the girl across the street from me. It was a dare from her friend.  She said we would never “Do it” and we did.

Samantha:  I guess she felt stupid.

Brendan: I think she secretly wished it was her.

Samantha: So full of confidence and who can blame him. Well, ladies and gents if you’re out there. Our time is up with the great Mr. Brendan Kirkpatrick. It was a pleasure having you. Come back any time.

Brendan: Most definitely. Thanks for having me, Samantha.

 

 

 

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